Just, simply put, How the f*ck did Emile Hirsch go from Lords of Dogtown & Into The Wild to this piece of sh*t that Chris Gorak and Jon Spaihts spliced together during one of their binge and acid trips.
Robin Hood - 6/10
Nice Effort on the retelling of a film we’ve all seen over 50 kabilliongillionmilliontrillion times. Please don’t make any more renditions of this story. Robin Hood is the most played out fable inspired by true events in the history of some ole bool shet inspired by some ole bool shet that’s meant to have moral teachings. Oh, its was too damn long.
Friends With Money - 8/10
I’m a sucker for films like this. We get to look into the lives of people who think they have it all figured out and realize they don’t or you get to realize they don’t as they naively play it out. I’m also a sucker for anything with Jennifer Anniston where’s awkward or the outcast and not the hot or sexy chick. These films require her to actual act and I think she’s a great actor when casted in these roles. Down to Earth Jennifer > Sexist Women of All Time Jennifer smh. I also like that they leave that lingering question about one of the husbands dangling over your head throughout the whole film and beyond the end credits.
Tucker And Dale vs. Evil - 8/10
Happy New Year to everyone! This is going to be our first post of 2012; the first of many, so get ready for the fuggery. I just can’t help but peruse other sites looking for ridiculousness, just so I can flex my boss-ass-fugg-yo-shit-and-this-is-why muscles. Got to stay in shape. With that being said, I wondered if anyone had done a “Most Underrated Films of 2011” write up, and OFCOURSE many had. But #1 in the google search was Examiner.com’s list of 4 films. Let’s just say, that chick, needs to give me the number to her back alley dealer of Crank 3 quality shitith!
This chick put Red Riding Hood in her list. RED. RIDING. HOOD. The film that holds an 11% on Rotten Tomatoes, and 28 out of 100 on Metacritic. Ebert even gave the shit 1 star and I can’t stand that fat 4-eyed Jigglypuff looking pretentious nerdturd, but even I have to agree with him. And, she only had 4 films. One of the others was Horrible Bosses, something tells me, this chick didn’t give 2% of half-a-fug about this list.
So. Here’s my list, in order of release.